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Content Me after not touching a piece of code for a week I've never met this code in my life.

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The ultimate DevOps get-out-of-jail-free card! When your manager catches you sword fighting with your coworker instead of deploying that critical patch, just yell "DNS!" and watch them retreat in terror. DNS propagation is the perfect excuse because it's both legitimate and completely unverifiable. "Is he actually waiting or watching YouTube? Who knows! Better not risk questioning the DNS gods." Even the most hardened managers know better than to challenge the mysterious black hole where productivity goes to die.

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Content Russ1642 16h The best way to get an answer is to make multiple accounts. Ask a question and then immediately answer it using the other account, only make the answer incorrect. Those same people that spit at you for asking a 'dumb' question love nothing more than to correct something they see as wrong. You'll suddenly have five to ten high quality answers. Reply 68 - Dexan 16h It's sad I can't tell if this is a joke or something that you've actually done and works. 39 - RecentProblem 15h Knowing people, that seems like solid advice. 18 - Gorrlaamili 15h This dude is living in 3019 wtf thanks man

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