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Three-headed dragon meme where two heads are fierce, menacing beasts labeled "dark mode in every single fucking IDE on the planet," while the third head is a derpy, goofy dragon labeled "SQL Management Studio." Because nothing says "professional database tool" like searing your retinas at 2 AM with a UI that's brighter than your career prospects.

When your friend's entire development philosophy is "make one version that works" and their disaster recovery plan is "ctrl+z", you know you're in for a wild ride! This is that chaotic developer who's never heard of Git because "why track versions when I can just not break things?" The absolute confidence of someone who codes without a safety net is both terrifying and oddly impressive. It's like watching someone juggle flaming chainsaws while saying "relax, I've never dropped one... yet."

Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad many browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content WHEN A USER TAKES A PHOTO, THE APP SHOULD CHECK WHETHER THEY'RE IN A NATIONAL PARK... SURE, EASY GIS LOOKUP. GIMME A FEW HOURS. ... AND CHECK WHETHER THE PHOTO IS OF A BIRD. I'LL NEED A RESEARCH TEAM AND FIVE YEARS IN CS, IT CAN BE HARD TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE EASY AND THE VIRTUAlLY IMPOSSIBLE.

Content Apple: our laptops are so thin that the LAN port cannot be installed! Fujitsu: HOLD MY SAKE