Who need an IDE ?

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Content Me waiting to tell him that this language was created 4 years ago On the sea oflife Drink good beer, Recruiter explaining why they need 10 years of expertise of a language for their job

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Content WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY

Ah yes, the classic tech interview credential paradox, perfectly captured by "Former Child" as the only qualification. Nothing says "I can reverse a binary tree" quite like bragging that you've successfully completed the tutorial level of human existence. Tech companies want 5 years of experience in a framework that's 3 years old, but hey—I've been breathing for 25 years straight without a single outage! That's 99.9999% uptime, baby. Resume padding has never been so honest.