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The ultimate irony of working in tech! While enthusiasts fill their homes with smart fridges that judge their midnight snacking habits, actual tech workers maintain a strictly adversarial relationship with the one printer they reluctantly own. That mysterious grinding noise at 2:14 AM? Definitely the printer plotting its revenge. The paranoia is justified—anyone who's debugged a printer driver knows these devices operate on dark magic rather than actual protocols. The gun is just proper threat modeling for inevitable printer rebellion.

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The emotional ROLLERCOASTER of coding in one glorious image! That needle swinging wildly between "I'm a god" and "I'm a useless piece of shit" is basically every developer's hourly mood swing. One minute you're solving an impossible bug and feeling like you should be given the Nobel Prize in Computer Science (which doesn't even exist but SHOULD for you specifically), and the next minute your code crashes because you forgot a semicolon and suddenly you're questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should just become a goat farmer instead. The metronome of programmer self-esteem waits for NO ONE!

The classic trolley problem asks if you'd divert a trolley to kill one person instead of five. But why choose when you can just git rebase master ? The command magically rearranges history, making it look like the trolley was always on a different track. Sure, you might have obliterated a timeline and forced-pushed reality, but hey—the commit history looks clean! Just don't mention the merge conflicts that briefly tore apart the fabric of space-time.

Content Game Dev: Crunch and burnout are serious problems in our industry. Also Game Dev: Let's glorify an event where you make a game in 48 hours with no sleep while only eating pizza and coffee ??? ???