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The AUDACITY of recommendation algorithms thinking they know me! 😤 While mere mortals click links with reckless abandon, we programmers are out here playing 4D chess with YouTube's AI. Copy link? ✓ Incognito mode? ✓ Digital footprint OBLITERATED! The sheer PARANOIA of thinking "if I click this ONE video about mechanical keyboards, my entire feed will become nothing but clicky-clacky keyboard ASMR until the END OF TIME!" It's not being dramatic when YouTube literally turns one casual click into your entire personality!

Content Artak Kalantarian 3rd Founder at peaceofmind.ai - UC Berkeley SkyDeck Pad-13... 5d Edited g At one of my first interviews I was asked to reverse a singly linked list. The conversation went this way: Interviewer: "How would you reverse a singly linked list" Me: "Would stick the items into a stack, and pop them out and link them again" Interviewer: "But the linked list can be infinite" Me: "Would stick the items into an infinite stack" Interviewer: "Where would you find the infinite stack?" Me: "Exactlv at the same place where vou found the infinite linked list" I can never resist a good joke. In this case it went well. 08 602 18 comments

Ah yes, the pinnacle of software engineering: using a multi-billion dollar AI model to add 1 + 2. That's like hiring a NASA rocket scientist to operate your toaster. The code imports OpenAI, sets two variables, then asks ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic that the language could do natively with a simple + operator. Congratulations, you've just made the world's most expensive calculator with the worst possible performance. Next week: using quantum computing to check if a number is odd.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

Content IDONT KNOW WHY WRITING COMMIT MESSAGES IS SO HARD AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content IS THIS A MONAD? 7:02 PM J LOVE) LeSaR Trash cant tell if thats a coding joke or not 7:03 PM J Maybe? 7:03 PM