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When you mistake a celebrity's keyboard smash for your RSA private key. The irony is delicious - spending hours securing your system only to accidentally paste Lady Gaga's random tweet as your encryption key. The real security vulnerability was between the keyboard and chair all along. Pro tip: If your private key looks like it could've been generated by a pop star having a seizure on their keyboard, maybe double-check before deploying to production.

Ah, the classic "IsOdd OS" boot screen! When your entire operating system's sole purpose is to determine if a number is odd. Talk about specialized software! The developer clearly took the "do one thing and do it well" Unix philosophy to an absurd extreme. Somewhere, a computer science professor is shedding a single tear of pride while simultaneously facepalming. The ultimate microservice has been born - just reboot your computer every time you need to check if 7 is odd!

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