When your primary weapon fails.

Content Alan Turing: Hello developers from 2021! Al must have already conquered humanity, right? Dog Al in 2021:

Ah, the eternal Stack Overflow waiting game! You pour your heart and soul into crafting the perfect question, triple-check your code snippets, hit submit, and then... crickets. Just you, refreshing the page every 30 seconds like a monkey waiting for a banana. Meanwhile, your deadline creeps closer, your coffee gets colder, and your will to live diminishes with each passing minute. The only response? Some guy marking it as duplicate of a 2011 thread that has absolutely nothing to do with your problem. Sweet validation that you're not just talking to the void would be nice!

Content me finishing my programming assignment at 2am and debating myself does a 3 hours sleep worth the risk of sleeping for 6 hours instead and missing the submission period for said assignment:

Content ok ima NEARN ASSEMBLY damn HELLO WORLD IS 30 LINES

Content Every programmer should be able to argue about unimportant things CHANGE MY MIND

Content Why? It worked yesterday.