When Your IDE Thinks It Knows Better Than You

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The hierarchy of unhinged individuals has been established. Serial killers? Scary. Psychopaths? Terrifying. But the true monsters among us? Those developers who somehow write 1000+ lines in Notepad—no syntax highlighting, no autocomplete, no Stack Overflow lifeline—and the damn thing compiles perfectly on the first try. It's like watching someone solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while reciting pi to 100 digits. Not natural. Not human. I've been coding for 15 years and still can't write a simple for-loop without checking the syntax three times. These people aren't programmers—they're eldritch horrors masquerading in human skin.

Frontend development in a nutshell. Two contradicting articles with the exact opposite titles, both written with absolute conviction. One says "Web Components Are Not the Future" while the other declares "Web Components ARE the Future." This is why junior devs stare blankly at their screens when asked which framework to learn. The entire web ecosystem is just senior developers confidently disagreeing with each other in Medium articles.

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