When you try to automate something.

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The "asking for a friend" of development. Nothing says "I've already done something catastrophic" like a junior dev casually inquiring about API key removal from git history. That look from the senior dev isn't suspicion—it's the realization that the weekend is now canceled and the entire team is about to learn what a force push really means. Somewhere in the background, the company's security team just felt a disturbance in the force.

Oh. My. GOD. The unholy alliance of Unicode and particle physics is the most chaotic marriage since my ex tried to merge our Spotify playlists! 💀 On one side, we have Unicode - that absolute MESS of characters trying to represent EVERY SYMBOL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. On the other, the Standard Model of Particle Physics - scientists' desperate attempt to make sense of the universe's building blocks. And what do they have in common? Just "shoving existing shit together and fiddling with it until it mostly works" - which is basically the unofficial motto of ALL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT EVER. I'm not crying, you're crying! 😭

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