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Content My job here is done Hey, where is the documentation? ProdrammerHumor. io

The bell curve of debugging intelligence. At the bottom left and right, the simple souls with their "just reset it bro" approach—blissfully unaware but sometimes right. Meanwhile, the 34% crowd in the middle is sweating through Root Cause Analysis like it's their religion. They're writing 12-page documents about why the server hiccupped at 2:17 PM last Tuesday. Truth is, both the village idiot and the enlightened sage arrive at the same conclusion: turning it off and on again fixes 90% of problems. The difference? One spent 8 hours documenting the electron flow through the CPU first.

Content TOP DEFINITION recursion See recursion. by Anonymous December 05, 2002 916 42

Content Seeing the new wave of purposfully bad isOdd and isEven functions -I can't. Not again. - I'm not...strong enough.

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Content PUT SLEEP INSTRUCTIONS IN RANDOM PLACES OF YOUR CODE WHEN CUSTOMER COMPLAINS APP HAS GOTTEN SLOWER OVER TIME JUST DELETE FEW AND OPTIMIZATIONS DONE ingflip.com