When you finally get a look at your new companies legacy code

Content Sales: How long will it take to make this application? Devs: We estimate it will take 3 months. Sales: That's way too long, we will never be able to sell it. What about 1 month? Devs: That's not how estimations work. Sales: promises to customer it will be done within a month Devs: finishes application in 3 months Sales:

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudly): I STOLE IT

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Content rarchitecture uspencerm269 19h 521 Can't tell you how annoying it is looking for jobs or internships and only seeing sOfTwArE ArcHiTeCts Miscellaneous When did they hi-jack architecture. I only see those jobs when searching and it's really annoying. Not to mention the recommended job apps that get emailed to me from LinkedIn but they just end up being software architects 4 62 Share if TOP COMMENTS Y LonelyAd1897 19h Dude. My biggest pet peeve on this earth. Fuck whoever came up with that word. Architect should be a protected term lol As someone who sometimes design renovation projects imma start calling myself a building doctor 5 Reply 4 112 S ProdrammerHumor.io