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Reality check for time travelers: fantasizing about impressing ancient people with your coding skills until someone asks a basic data structures question. Turns out knowing how to reverse a binary tree is actually useful somewhere—just not in your imaginary sermon on the mount. The ultimate programmer humility check isn't a whiteboard interview at Google, it's being exposed as a fraud in 33 AD.

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The four states of programming, as illustrated by a slightly deformed cat figurine. Top left: Your code works and you understand why—the perfect cat, upright and alert. Top right: When it doesn't work, the cat is tipped over, just like your hopes and dreams. Bottom left: The dreaded "works but you don't know why" scenario—a cat that's somehow functional despite being a bizarre side view of nostrils. And finally, bottom right: the "doesn't work and you have no clue why" state—yet somehow this cat looks the most normal of all. The true essence of debugging: the more confused you are, the more professional you appear.