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The unholy alliance of modern gaming! Your PC is literally SCREAMING as Unreal Engine demands 32GB of RAM just to render a blade of grass, while AI upscaling is busy transforming your graphics card into an actual space heater. Meanwhile, Denuvo is lurking in the shadows like a digital vampire, sucking the life force out of your CPU cycles while whispering "it's for your own protection, darling." The absolute AUDACITY of these three forcing your $3000 gaming rig to run like a potato calculator from 1995. And yet we keep coming back for more punishment like the tech masochists we are! 💀

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STOP SHOUTING AT ME, PYTHON! I GET IT ALREADY! My terminal is having an absolute meltdown because I dared to use 'M' instead of 'ME'. The audacity of this language to flood my entire screen with the SAME. EXACT. WARNING. It's like dating someone who keeps reminding you about that ONE time you forgot their birthday. Just replace the damn 'M' silently and move on with your life! Why must you be so dramatic?! 🙄