When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

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Ah, the classic developer's dilemma: face the eldritch horror of writing a regex pattern or suffer the consequences. The guy's expression says it all—he'd rather draw half the deck than attempt to craft a regular expression that actually works. And honestly? Smart move. Writing regex is like trying to perform brain surgery while blindfolded and using chopsticks. Sure, some regex wizards exist, but for the rest of us mortals, we're just one character away from accidentally matching the entire internet or nothing at all. The true skill is knowing when to just take the 25 cards and preserve your sanity.

The galaxy brain approach to coding: why bother with a handful of dynamic variables when you can create a magnificent constellation of magic numbers? Nothing says "I trust my future self" quite like hardcoding 50 constants instead of using meaningful variables that might actually explain what your code does. The real 200 IQ move is creating a codebase so rigid that when requirements change (and they always change), you get to play the exciting game of "find and replace across 47 files." Bonus points if you name them all var1 through var50 !