When you don't really understand the code base but add a new feature anyway

Content Francesco Napoletano napolux Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

Content The Developer VishalMalvi Programmers: My back hurts, my whole body aches. Also programmers when they code:

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That rare, godlike feeling when you actually take the time to read documentation instead of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow. Suddenly you're not just fixing bugs—you're wielding cosmic power . Your colleagues look at you in awe as you confidently implement features without a single "why the hell is this not working" moment. Of course, this superhero phase lasts approximately 17 minutes before you're back to frantically googling error messages.

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Someone just nuked an entire FAQ section from Firefox's codebase—specifically the one where they pinky-promised to never sell your personal data and protect you from advertisers. You know, that whole "That's a promise" bit that made Firefox the good guy in the browser wars. The diff shows -8 lines of pure idealism being deleted. No additions. Just... gone. Like deleting your principles from version control because, well, business is business. The irony is chef's kiss—removing the promise about protecting privacy in a commit that's now permanently documented in git history. Nothing says "we changed our minds about that whole privacy thing" quite like yeeting it from the source code. The real kicker? This is in the Firefox repo itself. The browser that built its entire brand on NOT being Chrome just casually deleting their privacy manifesto. At least they're honest about it... in the most passive-aggressive way possible.