When you CC your manager on an email

Some things never change. Whether you're a fresh-faced CS student or a battle-scarred senior dev with enough experience to remember when IE6 was cutting edge, we're all still googling how to handle dates in Java. Ten years of experience just means you've had ten years of Java's DateTime API making you question your career choices. The relationship status? It's complicated... just like Java's date formatting.

Finally, a package that solves the real problem in Python development: those pesky foreign imports being too fast and efficient! Want your data analysis to take an entire coffee break instead of milliseconds? Slap a 200% tariff on pandas! Need to justify that 3-hour lunch while "waiting for your script to finish"? Import numpy with a 50% slowdown tax! This satirical gem perfectly captures the absurdity of trade politics by imagining what would happen if programming packages had import taxes. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like artificially crippling your own tools for nationalist programming pride. Next feature request: a firewall that physically heats up when you use non-domestic packages.

Content I THINK WE SHOULD BUILD AN AI DOES HE UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID OR IS IT SOMETHING HE SAW IN A TRADE MAGAZINE AD WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT THAT AI TO BE? I THINK MAUVE HAS THE MOST INTELLIGENCE

Content Hello Worlds.-") Aw look how cute oh no He's not NULL terminated

Content tell me what a monad is you fungal piece of shit A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors. What's the problem? PLEASE JUST FUCKING TELL ME

Content Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing.