What's Yours?

When someone asks about your tech stack and you show them a literal stack of chips. The ultimate dad joke for developers who've been in enough architecture meetings to know that sometimes the best stack is the one you can actually eat. No dependencies, no version conflicts, no npm install nightmares—just pure, crispy satisfaction. Though I'll admit, the deployment process does leave your fingers a bit greasy, and the documentation tastes suspiciously like salt and regret.