What’s stopping you from coding like this!?

Content "How many times have you thought about accessibility?" Oh, ya know, just the normal amount. The normal amount is zero. The normal amount is zero?!

Content Me after finding one of 99 bugs in the legacy code base: Where are the others hiding, motherfucker?

Content HTML JavaScript CSS MOBILECSS

Content "Need any help?", asked Steven. "No thanks", said Barbie, "I'm doing HTML with my left hand and CSS with my right, so there's no spare keyboard". "What about JavaScript?", asked Brian. "I'll just bang my head on the desk", replied Barbie.

Content WHEN YOU PREP FOR THE TECHNICAL INTERVIEW BY GRINDING LEETCODE AND THEY ASK YOU QUESTIONS THAT ARE ACTUALLY RELEVANT TO THE JOB INSTEAD

Turns out those daily stand-ups and sprint retrospectives weren't the silver bullet after all! This headline is the equivalent of telling developers that their religion is false. Watch as Agile evangelists frantically explain how "that's not real Agile" and "you're just doing it wrong" while ignoring the 268% higher failure rate staring them in the face. The irony is delicious - a methodology that promised to save us from waterfall disasters is apparently worse than the thing it was supposed to replace. Meanwhile, project managers everywhere are desperately updating their LinkedIn profiles to remove "Certified Scrum Master" before anyone notices.