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GitHub's homepage is basically the digital equivalent of those fancy hotel lobbies nobody actually uses. Sure, it shows your repositories (all two of them), some activity feed nobody reads, and recommendations you'll definitely ignore. The real action happens when you frantically type "git clone" in terminal after clicking that tiny green "Code" button. Developers spend approximately 0.003% of their GitHub time on this page before immediately navigating to what they actually came for. It's like putting a beautiful welcome mat in front of a door everyone enters through the garage.

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The person who invented HTTP status code 418 ("I'm a teapot") single-handedly disproved the notion that veteran developers lack humor. While regular programmers were busy writing boring if-else statements, this legend was embedding an April Fools' joke directly into internet protocol standards that would confuse junior devs for generations. It's the programming equivalent of dad jokes achieving immortality through RFC documentation. The kind of brilliant absurdity that makes you question if you're hallucinating while debugging at 3 AM.

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The evolution of graphics "cards" is the tech equivalent of your friend who said they'd "just have one beer" and ended up ordering the entire menu. Started with that cute little PCI card that could barely render Minesweeper, moved to something resembling an actual card, then suddenly we're installing mini-refrigerators that require their own power supply and structural support. Next GPU generation will come with its own mortgage and custody agreement. Remember when upgrading your PC didn't require reinforcing your desk first?