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Content Female Male Programmer

The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

Content Programmers while reviewing the codes Why? Themeselection Why? Why? Oh, that's why.

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Content Spends 6 months on a side project Finds a 41-minute YouTube tutorial doing the same thing

Content When you are spending more time in meetings, Excel JIRA and very less time doing coding.. "Oh god. I'm turning into Manager