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Content CSS is not a pro- gramming language Of course it is! What are the main concepts of OOP? Encapsulation, like how all the CSS properties are constained in a rule. .myClass encapsulated! color: red; font-weight: bold; margin: 3rem; red Inheritance, like how the CSS properties flow down to the children ( the cascade). color is inherited! color: red; div class"red" thic is red ..this too!div div Abstraction, how we can use a classes to style without knowing what is 1 inside button class-"btn") styled button button .btn 0 article class-"awesome" awesome article article section class-"awesome awesome section section Polymorphism, like using the same class on different HTML elements. awesome CSS is not only a programming language, it is an object-oriented prodramm-ing language

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Ah yes, the classic tech interview credential paradox, perfectly captured by "Former Child" as the only qualification. Nothing says "I can reverse a binary tree" quite like bragging that you've successfully completed the tutorial level of human existence. Tech companies want 5 years of experience in a framework that's 3 years old, but hey—I've been breathing for 25 years straight without a single outage! That's 99.9999% uptime, baby. Resume padding has never been so honest.

Content Oscon OPEN SOURCE CONVENTION "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent. psychopath who knows where you live" -Martin Golding