What I learned in computer science is...

Content THIS UGLY SON OF Create A BITCH Became A Senior Software Engineer In Just 3 WEEKS and basically, you are fucking stupid

Content NOT SURE IF I AM A GOOD PROGRAMMING OR GOOD AT GOOGLING

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Content HEAR MY VOICE. I'M YOUR PROGRAMMER CONSCIENCE GET BACK TO WORK. YOU IDIOT! DEADLINE IS TOMORROW! THIS CODE IS A PIECE OF SH.T! YOU MUST DELETE IT! DELETE IT!

Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.

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