What Hollywood thinks programmers do

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The eternal programmer struggle summed up perfectly! Our adventurer discovers the "scroll of truth" only to find out that MATLAB's bizarre 1-indexed arrays actually make mathematical sense. The immediate "NYEHHH" reaction and throwing the scroll away is every programmer who's been traumatized by switching between languages. Sure, it might make sense for math nerds, but try explaining that to my muscle memory after 10 years of array[0] . This is like finding out your arch-nemesis has a valid point - technically correct but I'll die on this zero-indexed hill anyway!

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The magical feeling of watching your API work never fades, whether it's the first time or the 420th time. That childlike excitement when your code actually does what it's supposed to do? Pure wizardry. Let's be honest - we all know that first successful run is just dumb luck. By the 420th time, you're still equally thrilled because deep down you're thinking, "I have absolutely no idea why this is working and I'm afraid to touch anything." The true mark of a developer isn't building something complex - it's maintaining that same manic glee when the simplest thing works as intended.