What do yall prefer? Or is there a completely different method you use?

Content WHITE IOOP FOR LOOPS DO-WHILE LOOPS

The sacred art of variable naming, where senior devs lecture juniors while secretly having 47 variables named 'x', 'i', and 'temp' in their own codebase. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like discovering a class named 'Mgr' with a method called 'proc' that takes parameters 'a', 'b', and 'c'. The best part? The person lecturing you about clean code is the same one who wrote that unreadable mess six months ago and has conveniently forgotten about it. The true rite of passage in programming isn't your first bug fix—it's the first time you open a file with variables like 'thingDoer' and 'data2' and seriously consider a career change.

Content DEVELOPERS WHO PUT OPENING BRACKETS ON NEW LINE DEVELOPERS WHO PUT OPENING BRACKETS ON THE SAME LINE PYTHON DEVELOPERS

The horror movie villain meets his match in a programmer who's seen far worse than a single operator change. While normal people would panic at the "find the needle in a haystack" challenge, our developer just sits there with cold indifference. That ticking clock? Please. Programmers live with the constant existential dread of merge conflicts and production bugs that make Jigsaw's little game look like a kindergarten puzzle. The villain's frustration in the last panel is priceless—turns out psychological torture doesn't work on someone who regularly stares into the void of legacy code without documentation.

Content Me, after a single letter changed in code CTRLS

Every dev team meeting ever: "We need comprehensive logging for troubleshooting!" Fast forward three months, and your production server is churning out 20GB of logs daily that nobody ever looks at until something explodes. The uncomfortable silence when someone asks about your log monitoring strategy is the same silence you hear when asking who's been reviewing the 8,432 Dependabot PRs from last month. The real senior dev move? Grep through 10 million lines at 3AM while muttering "I know it's in here somewhere" as the CEO keeps texting for updates.