We're Different!

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We're Different!

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Classic case of two developers using the same word to mean completely different things. He's talking about data structures (binary trees) while she's thinking of actual trees with leaves and branches. Happens all the time in standup meetings when someone says they're "working on branches" and half the room thinks Git while the other half assumes they're outside doing yard work.

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