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Content Programming is as close to magic as we will ever get CHANGE MY MIND imgrip.com

Content STOP DOING MULTITHREADING PROGRAMMING WAS NOT MEANT TO BE SIMULTANEOUS YEARS OF CODING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing things OUT OF ORDER Wanted to wait before doing something? We had a tool for that: It was called "DOING IT LATER" "Yes please give me await of something. Please give me Promise of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what AAA game devs have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the DEVTOOLS IDES we built for them (This is REAL code, done by REAL programmers if keepGoing: func playCutscene (cutlame : Stri rundialog(cut else: yield value; value 1; playcut sceneAsync (cutName) ; await runDial func playcutsceneAsync (cutName ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like LATER apples please" imghip.com They have played us for absolute fools

Content Code that I finish at 4AM V S uIr1cKOGnOSiS The code when I read it at 10AM

Content Jens Ravens JensRavens Replying to tiangolo Last year I got rejected during a job interview for "not understanding" the concepts of a certain iOS library. What the interviewer didn't know: I wrote that thing. I actually had a lot of fun during that interview

Content Engineer: Where's the documentation? Me: sure, here's a 220 page pdf Engineer:

Content Me: Which steps reproduce the problem? Customer: 00000 Yes