We are all Sherlock Holmes ... and Moriarty

Content VIM Editor Notepad E12 A B 1 include stdio.h fr C D 2 int main printf return (int arge, char argv) "Hello world n!")

Content Do You Smoke? Only when I write quality, readable code Your Lungs Are in Perfect Health

Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

Content Nobody is born cool devs who let you middle click on a button to open link in a new tab Except of course..

The eternal struggle of frontend developers! Wanted to solve crimes, ended up typing margin: 0 auto; repeatedly just to make divs behave. The classic CSS centering investigation - where you need detective-level skills to figure out why your element won't stay centered. And just when you think you've cracked the case, another div goes rogue. The title "Margin 0 Auto 0 Auto" is actually redundant CSS (just like most of our stylesheets), which makes it even funnier for those who've spent hours debugging layout issues.

Content MY FIRST STORY WITH ZERO BUGS IN 2.5 YEARS OF PROGRAMMING CAREER imaflip.com