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The JavaScript ecosystem has reached peak absurdity with a package called "is-thirteen" that literally just checks if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the entire functionality. But wait! The prophecy foretells an even greater absurdity: someone creating "is-not-thirteen" that imports "is-thirteen" as a dependency just to negate its return value. Because why write num !== 13 when you could add two more dependencies to your already bloated node_modules folder? And the worst part? Deep down we all know it's inevitable. The npm wasteland grows stronger with each passing day.

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The ultimate irony of Rust developers! While they preach memory safety and zero-cost abstractions, this meme suggests they secretly want to replace your Linux machine with a rusty, abandoned computer case. It's a brilliant play on the word "rust" – both the programming language obsessed with preventing memory leaks and the actual oxidation process that's clearly consumed this poor PC. Rust evangelists are notorious for wanting to rewrite everything in their beloved language ("Rewrite it in Rust!"), but maybe we should draw the line at turning our hardware into actual rust. Your C++ code might have memory leaks, but at least it won't literally decompose your hardware!