United we stand guys. United we stand.

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Oh snap! The ultimate tech upbringing debate just got REAL ! 😂 Someone wants to study Mac vs Windows kids, but that reply is pure gold—"I installed Linux at 12" followed by "Autistic children will be discluded for skewing results." As someone who compiled their first kernel before learning algebra, I feel personally attacked! The unspoken truth we all know: those Linux-at-12 kids are now either running tech companies or debugging your production servers at 3am while drinking energy drinks straight from an IV drip. The stereotype is too accurate it hurts!

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Ah yes, the classic career pivot from "truck driver" to "Senior Full Stack Solutions Architect / Team Lead." Because obviously, if you can back up an 18-wheeler, you can definitely architect microservices! This is the tech industry equivalent of applying to be a brain surgeon because you're really good at Operation. The recruiter's going to need a full stack of patience for this one. At least the confidence is admirable – maybe we should hire this person to handle our production deployments. They clearly aren't afraid of crashes!

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