Typical End User

That $4,000 gaming laptop with dual screens and RGB everything sitting next to a car that's one pothole away from total collapse is the most accurate representation of developer priorities I've ever seen. Why spend money on transportation when you need those extra CPU cores to compile your side project that you'll abandon in two weeks? The car gets you to work, but the laptop is your work—and your Netflix machine, and your "I'm totally going to learn Rust this weekend" fantasy enabler.

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When a video encoding tool claims they're rewriting Social Security in assembly, you know it's April 1st. FFmpeg joining forces with Dogecoin to optimize government infrastructure is like saying "we're fixing healthcare with blockchain" – technically impressive, completely absurd, and would probably still run better than the current system. Just imagine the command line arguments needed to calculate your retirement benefits. Somewhere a COBOL programmer is nervously laughing while backing up their job security.

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