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Ah, Linus Torvalds reviewing your pull request. That "1228" comments counter isn't a bug—it's a feature showing exactly how many ways your code violates kernel standards. Nothing says "I love your contribution" like enough feedback to fill a small novel. Your weekend plans just got replaced with deciphering variations of "No." and "This is terrible." At least rejection would've been quick and merciful.

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