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Content EK? Behold, Maximus Maximus 123458 After clearing Genocide, the .EXE file for Undertale was originally supposed to delete itself. The attempts at coding this remain in the game's data. My favorite part is Toby not knowing which combination of uppercaselowercase letters would've worked, so he just tried every one. backgroundvspeed isi 0 linsilence 0 if (global. osflavor 1) if file exists ("undertale. exe") filedelete("undertale. exe") if file exists ("undertale. EXE" filedelete("undertale. EXE") if fileexists("Undertale. exe") filedelete("Undertale. exe") if file exists ("UNDERTALE. exe") filedelete("UNDERTALE. exe") if ossafe fileexists ("undertale. ini") ossafefiledelete("undertale. ini" "filan" ProarammerHumor.io V

The eternal battle between developers and project managers continues! This meme perfectly captures the skepticism devs feel when a PM claims they're making life easier. In theory, PMs should shield developers from distractions and streamline workflows. In practice? They're often the ones introducing new tools, changing requirements mid-sprint, and asking "quick questions" that derail your entire afternoon of deep work. The silent stare in the third panel says everything a developer is thinking but can't say in the Slack channel. It's that universal "sure, Jan" moment that happens right before you get an invite to another "quick sync" that somehow lasts 90 minutes.

Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.

Ah, the eternal gang rivalry of networking addresses. On the left, we have 127.0.0.1 (the "BloodZ") - your computer talking to itself. On the right, localhost (the "CripZ") - the exact same thing, just with a human-readable name. Developers fighting over which syntax to use is like arguing whether to call your mother "Mom" or "Female Parental Unit." They both point to the same machine. Your machine. The one you're reading this on. The call is coming from inside the house.

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