Those Days Are Gone

Content Users: My PC, My Pictures, My Documents... Microsoft: Yeah Users: Why 'Your Phone'? Microsoft

Content Can you grab your laptop to take notes? Um, yeah guess (Uuugh Oh for 's sake! OK, I'm here, we can start!

Content alicia nerdjpg 3h And if Al becomes sentient who cares. What are you? scared? You can just do this U U U U U U U

Content Laugh all you want! In less than twenty years, everyone will be working from home just like me! Yeah, I don't think so. Kim Possible First episode date June 7, 2002 BUSSIBL

The classic programmer hustle - convincing parents that you need a $2000 MacBook Pro to "learn coding" when a $300 Chromebook would do just fine. But hey, those compilation times are critical for your "Hello World" programs, right? The endless cycle of requesting hardware upgrades is practically a rite of passage for young devs. Parents eventually catch on that you're mostly using that 32GB RAM to have 97 Chrome tabs open while occasionally tweaking CSS. But they love you anyway, bless their financially drained hearts.

Ah, the GitHub language breakdown for side projects – where BASIC somehow makes up 11.1% of your codebase despite not touching it since 1997. Let's not forget the 9% Beef (a real language, but probably just your angry comments), 6.5% Rust because you watched that one YouTube tutorial, whatever "मादरचोद" is (probably what you shouted at 3 AM when nothing compiled), C89 from that algorithm you copy-pasted, and Albanian because... why not? The remaining 56.3% is just unclassified Stack Overflow snippets you're hoping nobody notices. Side projects: where programming languages go to either die or reproduce uncontrollably.