This Is Hardware Side Problem

When your PC is supposedly "idle" but Java's secretly throwing a resource party in the background. Nothing says "I love you" like Java JVM casually consuming 2GB of RAM while doing absolutely nothing. The "It's Free Real Estate" caption is basically the JVM's motto when eyeing your system resources. Write once, run everywhere... and eat all available memory while you're at it!

Content UNIVERSAL ESTIMATION TABLE VERY EASY EASY QUITE EASY LOOKS QUITE EASY AVERAGE DIFFICULTY NO CLUE YEAH OK, KINDA EASY IT'S SORTA COMPLEX THIS IS COMPLEX THIS IS STUPID COMPLEX THIS COULD TAKE SOME TIME FUCK WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK SHOULD BE SUPER SIMPLE SHOULDN'T BE TOO BAD OF NO SOUNDS LIKE A FUN EASY PROJECT 1H0UR 2 HOURS 4 HOURS 6 HOURS 12 HOURS 16 HOURS 20 HOURS 24 HOURS 30 HOURS 40 HOURS 48 HOURS 60 HOURS 80 HOURS 90 HOURS 100 HOURS 120 HOURS ProarammerHumor.io

Content ATM machine programmers in 2022: Should I choose Windows XP or continue on Windows 98 ya. krishna.meme

[text] ETE o TN AT ANYTHING AT y 4 .1 .

Content 021 End user Developer We use cutting edge technologies to make it convenient for the end user! Management Our employees will be so much more productive with this Web app! MESOZOFFICE Salesperson Our Web app will satisfy all your company S needs! End user How do I open the Internet? mesozoffice.com

It's the classic RPG character selection screen, but for the coding world's various tribes! Top-left: The "Corporate Legacy" build. Internet Explorer, Windows Server 2003, and .NET. Your special ability is maintaining ancient systems nobody else wants to touch while drinking coffee from a mug that says "I fixed it." Top-right: The "Digital Freedom Fighter" class. Linux, Tor, Monero, and a mandatory Richard Stallman shrine. You refuse to use proprietary software and have a 4-hour speech prepared on why everyone should compile their own kernel. Bottom-left: The "Silicon Valley Hipster" build. HTML5, JavaScript, and a MacBook purchased with your startup's seed money. Special abilities include drinking $8 artisanal coffee while explaining why your framework is better than the one released last week. Bottom-right: The "Hardcore Basement Dweller" spec. Arch Linux, energy drinks, and 4chan's technology board as your homepage. You started coding at 12 and now make 300 commits daily, mostly to projects nobody understands but everyone secretly fears. Choose wisely. Your IDE preferences and caffeine dependency depend on it.