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The emotional journey of a developer in four stages of despair: 1. Coding: "Yeah, I got this!" - Blissfully ignorant, thinking your code will work on the first try. 2. Debugging: "Wait, why is this happening?" - The slow realization that your beautiful code is actually a dumpster fire with a syntax error cherry on top. 3. Version Control: "WHO COMMITTED THIS MONSTROSITY?" - That moment you git blame only to discover it was you, three months ago. 4. DevOps: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." - The thousand-yard stare of someone who's had to fix a production server at 2 AM while the CEO watches their Slack status.

The bathroom analogy for concurrency primitives is both disturbing and perfect. When you're learning about thread synchronization, no textbook explains it this clearly. Just imagine a senior dev dropping this knowledge bomb during standup while maintaining eye contact. Now you'll never forget the difference - mutex locks the whole bathroom while semaphores let a fixed number of threads do their business simultaneously. Bet your CS professor never made it this memorable.

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