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Four years of university education reduced to watching obscure Indian coding tutorials at 2 AM. The foundation of that prestigious degree? Some guy named Rajesh explaining bubble sort in a dimly lit room with a $12 microphone. The university charged $40,000 for what this hero delivered for free. Academia's best-kept secret is that we're all just stackoverflow copypasta with student debt.

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The quintessential dev team dynamic captured in its natural habitat. Top dev proudly announces "the energy I bring to the team" while showcasing a comment from a teammate who's bypassing all testing protocols with the battle cry "i'm merging it. f*ck the tests." Meanwhile, the cherry on top comes from someone named "Average Engineer" who declares writing test cases is basically admitting your code might have flaws—a cardinal sin in the church of overconfidence. This is that special moment when the CI/CD pipeline becomes CI/See-No-Evil. Future production issues? That's tomorrow-you's problem! Nothing says "high-performing team" like merging untested code at 11:36 PM and calling it "energy."