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That murderous rage when HR hires someone who claims "5 years of experience" but can't figure out how to clone a Git repository. Senior devs transforming into anime villains as they watch the new hire struggle with basic terminal commands while earning nearly the same salary. The dark energy isn't just for show—it's the physical manifestation of having to explain what a constructor is for the fifth time this week.

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Regular people worry about ignoring texts and relationships. Developers just want to know which files to add to .gitignore so their repo doesn't get cluttered with garbage. The sweet relief on that dev's face when he discovers he can ignore node_modules instead of pushing 500MB of dependencies to GitHub. Pure bliss. Meanwhile, his relationship status remains "it's complicated with package-lock.json."

The mysterious art of Scrum Mastery: show up to standup, ask "any blockers?", update a Jira dashboard, and somehow that's a full-time job. Meanwhile, developers are grinding through 47 tickets and wondering what dark magic keeps this person employed. The true genius of Agile isn't the methodology—it's convincing management you need a dedicated person to ask "can we wrap this up, we're at 16 minutes" every morning.

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