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NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

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Content OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO CHECK RPROGRAMMERHUMOR TODAY! EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE YOU KNOW AND LOVE SUCKS! 428.1K0 JONTHEROSS

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