This is better than "car won't turn unless driver uses turn signal"

Content rProgrammerHumor uReally-Stupid-Guy 2h i.redd.it In honor of our hero, Larry Tesler, who invented the Copy Paste feature for computers rProgrammerHumor Posted by uLavarider1234 2 hours ago In honor of our hero, Larry Tesler, who invented the Copy Paste feature for computers other 13 Comments 4 49 ProgrammerHumor io Award Share 01 Save 1, Share

Content MY CHILD WILL efficiently and responsibly allocate memory in C P malloc(9999999g

Content WHEN'S THE BRANCH DEADLINE? NEXT WEEK I'M NOT SURE WE CAN ADD THAT FEATURE THIS LATE THAT'S FINE WELL JUST SHIP WHAT WE AGREED TO ALREADY YOUR PRODUCT OWNERS ARE DEAD ProarammerHumor.ic

Content WHY DOESN'T Ct HAVE A GARBAGE COLLECTOR BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT!

Content How big is your data - really? HIT to David Weilman Myriad Genetics Byte of data: one grain of rice Kilobyte: cup of rice Megabyte: 8 bags of rice Gigabyte: 3 container lorries Terabyte: 2 container ships Petabyte: covers Manhattan Exabyte: covers the UK (3 times) Zettabyte: fills the Pacific ocean

Content String string "string"; string.toString(); hmm yes the String here is made out of String