This Baffles My Mind

Finding a C++ expert who's also interested in your half-baked game idea is like finding a unicorn who does your taxes. Most people would run away. But not our protagonist. No, they see this as the perfect opportunity to level up their relationship game. Because nothing says "I'm serious about you" like exploiting someone's programming skills for your Unity project that'll definitely be "the next big thing."

Content FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMERS WHEN THEIR GRANDPARENTS LEFT THEM OUT OF THEIR WILL (INHERITANCE IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVID

Content Me trying to hold back my smile when a senior dev tells me that the code I wrote is high quality. made with mematic

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The ultimate developer crossroads: take the left path and risk your entire codebase exploding from ancient vulnerabilities in packages you haven't touched since 2019, or take the right path and watch your build fail spectacularly because some genius decided to push breaking changes in a minor version update. The left side gives you React2Shell vibes—probably running on dependencies so old they remember when jQuery was cool. The right side? Shai-Hulud, the giant sandworm from Dune, representing the chaos that emerges when you run npm update and suddenly 47 things break in production. Both paths lead to pain. Pick your poison: security nightmares or spending your Friday evening debugging why your app suddenly can't find module 'left-pad'.

Content My motivation to work on My motivation to personal projects when I'm not home Work on personal projects when I'm at my computer