This Baffles My Mind

discord File size Upload limits Nitro Double standards File-sharing documentation Music files Platform limitations

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4 months ago 203,830 views 0 shares

This Baffles My Mind

discord-memes, file-size-memes, upload-limits-memes, nitro-memes, double-standards-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE AUDACITY of Discord's file size limits is the greatest tragedy of our digital age! 😤 A measly 10MB for your precious memes and technical PDFs? *dramatic gasp* UNACCEPTABLE! But wait—what's this? The same platform somehow allows TWENTY-FIVE MEGABYTES for your questionable music collection?! The math is MATHING in all the wrong ways! It's like Discord is personally attacking documentation lovers while secretly being run by a cabal of underground DJs. The struggle is REAL for those of us trying to share our 200-page API documentation PDFs without upgrading to Nitro. Truly the definition of digital oppression.

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