Things Really Become Challenging When You Don't Have Internet

Oh, the SHEER AGONY of trying to code without internet! Your brain literally MELTS into a puddle of despair as you realize you can't Google that one syntax error, can't check Stack Overflow for the 500th time today, and can't copy-paste from random GitHub repos! It's like being a surgeon with no hands or a chef with no ingredients! The red alarm circles perfectly capture that moment when you realize all your programming "skill" was actually just your ability to search for other people's solutions. Time to face the horrifying truth: do you even know how to code, or are you just REALLY good at internet searching?!