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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming "four years of Git experience" when their entire workflow is clicking buttons in an IDE! 💀 The tragic comedy unfolds in four acts: clicking the branch button, making a change with the most heartfelt commit message ever ("fix this please! Thank you, I love you :)"), typing "fixed" with the eloquence of Shakespeare, and then just... clicking "Commit." THAT'S IT. THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE "GIT EXPERIENCE." Meanwhile, terminal warriors are over here rebasing interactive branches, cherry-picking commits, force-pushing with lease, and writing commit messages that would make your English professor weep tears of joy. But sure, Jan, you're a "Git expert" because you can click a button. I CANNOT EVEN. 🙄

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Content BJ Smith BJSmithArt 27m Why are IT guys such dicks? O 7 Eric Chapman eschapman Replying to BJSmithArt Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on. 3:38 PM 81921 Twitter for iPhone ProgrammerHumor.to

The most honest programming statistic you'll ever see. Turns out the "coding" part of being a developer is just the appetizer before the main course of self-loathing and regret. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like spending an entire day writing beautiful code, only to spend the rest of the week deleting it line by line while muttering "what was I thinking?" under your breath. The circle of developer life: write, regret, delete, repeat. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our existence.

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Content NORMAL PEOPLE:OMG!! AI IS GONNA TAKE OVER AND GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!!!! PROGRAMMERS: Finally, inner peace.