There was a glitch and I saw behind the curtain

Content muffin If you can read assembly language then everything is open source for you.

Content Project manager: "Alright guys, I wanna see error- free code tomorrow we're about to deploy soon" Me: Walking into the meeting with everything in a Try-Catch 'SpI

The meme starts all noble with "STOP making fun of different programming languages" and then proceeds to give each language a compliment... except JavaScript. Poor JavaScript just sits there, nameless and attributeless, like that one kid nobody picked for dodgeball. The irony is delicious - in a post preaching language tolerance, JavaScript gets the digital equivalent of "...and you're also here I guess." Clearly whoever made this meme has spent one too many nights debugging callback hell and now has trust issues.

Content Me: puts an if statement in Excel My coworker who's been sorting data manually: SKa

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Content public static boolean isTrue(boolean b) boolean rBool true; if(btrue) rBool true; else if (bfalse) rBool false; return rBool; public static boolean isfalse (boolean b) boolean rBool true; if (bastrue) rBool false; else if (bfalse) rBool true; return rBool;