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The ultimate name bamboozle! Developers discovering that Godot (pronounced "go-DOH") game engine isn't written in Go is like finding out that JavaScript has nothing to do with Java. That shocked cat face perfectly captures the moment of realization when your brain short-circuits after assuming a connection that doesn't exist. The naming convention gods have struck again, leaving another victim questioning their entire reality.

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You: "My app works on all platforms!" Reality: Someone's trying to run your code on their Samsung smart fridge and suddenly your medieval knight armor doesn't feel so impenetrable anymore. The eternal struggle of "write once, debug everywhere" continues. Your app might support Windows, Mac, and Linux, but there's always that one user with a toaster running Android 2.3 wondering why your UI looks like abstract art.

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