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The only machine most of us are comfortable with has Intel inside, not iron plates. When the gym bro asks "which machine are you comfortable with?" he's expecting treadmill or bench press—not a programmer pointing at their laptop. Twenty years in tech and my biceps are still just from carrying the weight of legacy code and broken promises. The strongest muscle in my body is whatever lets me ctrl+c/ctrl+v for 8 hours straight.

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Content WHY DID THE HASKELL PROGRAMMER REFUSE THE HEADACHE MEDICINE? DON'T KNOW, WHY BECAUSE IT HAS SIDE EFFECTS

Content Manager: One of our competitor company is trying to pull all programmers from us with huge package... Me: Hitch RACING COLLECTIN Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where? ProgrammerHumor.ic

Content DO YOU POST YOUR CODE ON FACEBOOK? OF COURSE geek poke DIDN'T YOU SAY TO ME IT NEEDS MORE COMMENTS? CODE COMMENTING MADE EASY

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