The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion

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The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion

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The eternal cycle of software development delusion. You start with grandiose architecture plans worthy of a Nobel Prize, convince yourself you're writing something halfway decent, then ship what's essentially the Chrome dinosaur game with fewer features. Ten years in the industry and I still do this every Monday morning. The gap between ambition and reality is where developer tears are born.

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