The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion

The multi-monitor dependency is REAL . Once you've experienced the sweet digital real estate of three screens, your productivity gets absolutely wrecked when forced back to laptop life. It's like trying to code through a keyhole. Your workflow becomes a crawl, your IDE tabs multiply like rabbits, and Alt+Tab becomes your most abused keyboard shortcut. The stretcher scene is basically your productivity being carried away on life support. Trust me, I've been there - frantically searching for HDMI adapters in hotel rooms like some kind of display junkie.

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Ah yes, the anatomically accurate ChatGPT brain - a couple of smooth pink blobs with absolutely zero wrinkles. Just hover over those non-existent brain areas for more non-existent information. Turns out all those billions of parameters are stored in what appears to be a 3D render someone made during their first Blender tutorial. Neural networks? More like neural balloons.

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The eighth circle of hell isn't fire and brimstone—it's debugging someone else's PHP code without documentation. Forcing trespassers to untangle nested if-statements and figure out why everything is both a string and not a string simultaneously is just cruel. Geneva convention violation right there. The perfect punishment for those who ignore boundaries, both physical and programmatic.

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