The Three Stages Of Developer Delusion

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Oh, the absolute chaos of Git operations gone wrong! The meme brilliantly uses airplane imagery to illustrate version control disasters: The first plane represents THE COMMIT - clean, orderly, everything as expected. The second shows THE MERGE - still mostly intact but clearly something's off (just like when you merge branches with minor conflicts). But the third image? That's the nightmare scenario - THE CHANGES TO THE CODE I FORGOT TO STAGE - a crowd of people desperately evacuating what appears to be a doomed flight. That sinking feeling when you realize your critical changes weren't included in your push because you forgot to git add them first. And this, friends, is why we don't bypass code reviews. Your teammates might have noticed those unstaged changes before they became a production emergency!

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