The senior dev monitoring the intern monkeys from his place of superiority.

Ah, the classic Java hater's paradox. First panel: "Java error messages are too long to understand anything!" with a stack trace that would make War and Peace look like a tweet. Second panel: The same person happily embracing C's cryptic "Segmentation fault" - which is basically the programming equivalent of your car making a weird noise and then exploding without explanation. Sure, Java might write you a novel about what went wrong, complete with character development and plot twists, but at least it's trying to help. Meanwhile, C is over there like "something broke somewhere, good luck finding it, sucker!" The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss perfect. It's like complaining your doctor gives too much information while preferring the mechanic who just shrugs and says "car bad."

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The GitHub contribution graph doesn't lie! Middle guy's profile is blazing green with daily commits while the other two are practically digital ghosts with just a couple sad green squares. This is the perfect visualization of the developer bell curve - 14% barely code, 72% code their faces off trying to stay employed, and the other 14% figured out they only need to commit once a month and still get paid the same. The crying glasses guy is every junior dev padding their GitHub to impress recruiters while the other two are either brilliant 10x engineers or completely checked out. Either way, they're all collecting the same paycheck!

Content Developers at the beginning of a project. VS. Developers at the end of a project.