The senior dev monitoring the intern monkeys from his place of superiority.

Content 2016 There is no such thing as Serverless. It's just someone else's server. 2022 There is no such thing as Codeless. It's just someone else's code.

Content Barnacules Nerdgasm in a Barnacules This made me laugh way to hard Pata Flair A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksidhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

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Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!

Content Welcome to Waterfall development where the requirements are made up and the schedule doesn't matter