The senior dev monitoring the intern monkeys from his place of superiority.

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That moment when your face physically contorts from the pain of reviewing an intern's code, only to discover HR wants to hire them permanently . It's like finding a production database with no backups and realizing the CTO thinks it's "innovative." The horror intensifies when you remember you'll be maintaining that spaghetti code long after the "vibe-coding" wunderkind has moved on to their next unsuspecting victim. The real pandemic isn't viral—it's nested ternary operators with no comments!

Content This is a fantastic function, folks. It's going to compute the area of a circle like you've never seen before. It's going to be huge. Believe me. def computearea(radius): This is the best way to compute the area of a circle, trust me. We take the radius and square it, it's so simple. Then we multiply it by the constant pi, which is 3.14. It's going to be tremendous. area radius radius 3.14 And that's it, folks. The area of the circle is computed It's so easy, anyone can do it. I'm a stable genius, and even I can do it. return area

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Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match Programmer: No that's stupid we're not doing that.