You know what? Jesus would absolutely be that guy who shares everything freely, expects nothing in return, and believes in radical transparency. While everyone's arguing about proprietary vs. free software, he'd just drop "freely you have received, freely give" and walk away with his GPL license. The carpenter who built tables for everyone would definitely be the dev who contributes to projects without asking for stars on GitHub. Man literally fed thousands with five loaves and two fish – that's basically the open source model right there. Fork it, share it, let the community multiply it. Plus, he'd probably be horrified at software patents and vendor lock-in. "Render unto Caesar" suddenly becomes "Render your code unto the public domain."