The Meeting Cancellation Euphoria

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The Meeting Cancellation Euphoria

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The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. On the left: the cold, dead stare of someone who's been in three consecutive meetings about why the sprint is behind schedule. On the right: pure, unbridled joy at the prospect of sweet, sweet cancellation. Those 30 reclaimed minutes might as well be a week-long vacation. Nothing sparks more developer happiness than the phrase "meeting canceled" - it's basically our version of winning the lottery. Now back to coding in peace with those noise-canceling headphones doing their sacred duty.

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