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The classic manager bait-and-switch. First comes the fake empathy, followed by the inevitable "urgent task" once you admit to having bandwidth. After 15 years in tech, I've developed a sixth sense for this conversation—it's like watching a horror movie where you know exactly when the jump scare is coming.
The real pro move? Always be "just finishing up something critical" and watch how quickly that "urgent" task finds another victim. The corporate equivalent of playing dead when a bear attacks.
