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The ultimate programmer flex: telling someone to "use vim keys" instead of arrow keys. This meme perfectly captures the elitism of Vim users who navigate with hjkl and look down on the peasants using arrow keys. The reply "Skill issue" is the programming equivalent of "git gud" - because obviously your testosterone levels are directly proportional to your ability to memorize keyboard shortcuts from the 1970s. Next time someone complains about tiny arrow keys, just stroke your neckbeard and whisper " I use Vim btw " while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact.

Content 19, 4G ..ill 4 19:32 X 1AskReddit uProredditOr 11h What is the Stupidest solution to a problem that actually worked? Advice 4 72 J 146 Share BEST COMMENTS mOle 11h I think my favourite IT story (not mine) is the server that needed to be rebooted whenever it froze completely. The meguyver solution? Get an old pc with a CD drive, and every time it loses connection to the server it ejects the CD tray, which has a poking stick attached, which hits the reset button. The line between genius and insanity was definitely blurry there. Reply 7 more replies 4 137 J Add a comment

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