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The classic API response contradiction that haunts my nightmares. Server returns HTTP 200 OK (everything's fine!) but then smugly delivers {"error": true} in the response body. It's like a waiter saying "Your meal is ready!" while handing you an empty plate with a note that says "actually we're out of food." Seven years of backend development and I'm still finding APIs that pull this nonsense. The worst part? Some senior dev is defending this somewhere right now as "technically correct."

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BEHOLD! The sacred hierarchy of game development despair! 🎮 Indie devs are literally surviving on POCKET LINT and DREAMS, crafting pixel masterpieces between coffee shop shifts while their bank account screams in agony! Meanwhile, AA studios are just seven random Europeans with a Reddit post and "ugly" assets, desperately clinging to office supply companies for validation. And then there's AAA studios—THE ABSOLUTE MONARCHY OF GAMING—with budgets equivalent to ENTIRE COUNTRIES, Jeff Bezos on speed dial, and development timelines that could be shortened dramatically if you happen to have yakuza connections! They're targeting the mythical "median voter" while indie devs are desperately hoping that "Busted Twunks" who reminisce about Zelda will throw money at their passion project. The gaming industry isn't a spectrum—it's a TRAGIC COMEDY in three acts where the budget difference between "whatever's in the bank account" and "the GDP of South America" determines whether your graphics are pixel art masterpieces or motion-blurred abominations!

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