The Highest Paid Engineer's Dress Code

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The Highest Paid Engineer's Dress Code

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OMG, the AUDACITY of this man! When you're making $400K a year, dress code becomes a mere suggestion, darling! 💅 That Hawaiian shirt and basketball shorts combo SCREAMS "I could delete the entire codebase and you'd still beg me to stay." Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are ironing our button-ups like it'll get us a 2% raise. The higher your debugging skills, the lower your fashion standards - it's basically a law of physics at this point!

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