Fear Of Programmer

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Fear Of Programmer

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Vampires cower before sunlight, Superman trembles at the sight of Kryptonite, and programmers? They recoil in absolute TERROR at the mere mention of... documentation. You know, that thing we're supposed to write to help future developers (and our future selves) understand what the heck our code does? Yeah, that. We'll spend hours debugging, refactoring, optimizing—literally ANYTHING—but ask us to write a few sentences explaining our genius? Suddenly we're hissing and running for the shadows. The irony? We'll rage for hours when someone ELSE doesn't document their code. The hypocrisy is real and we're all living it.

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