The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The five stages of debugging grief, captured on a single t-shirt! First comes the rage ("I hate programming"), then the denial with proper capitalization ("I hate Programming"), followed by the bargaining phase ("It works!"), and finally the sweet, sweet Stockholm syndrome ("I love programming"). The relationship between developers and their code is basically an emotional rollercoaster that loops every 47 minutes. Just another day in the life of someone whose happiness depends entirely on whether a semicolon is in the right place.

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