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So your teammate just pushed a week's worth of changes to the parent branch while you've been happily rebasing your feature branch for the past eight hours. Eight. Hours. That's basically a full workday of carefully resolving conflicts, rewriting commit history, and praying to the git gods that you don't accidentally nuke something important. Now all that work? Completely obsolete. You get to do it all over again because their changes are now in the base branch, which means fresh new merge conflicts are waiting for you like a surprise birthday party you never wanted. The rage is palpable, the suffering is real, and somewhere in the distance, your teammate is probably eating lunch without a care in the world. Pro tip: Always check if anyone's about to merge before starting a marathon rebase session. Or just use merge commits like a sane person. But where's the fun in that?

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