The First And Main Rule Of Programming

Oh, the HORROR! Forget solitary confinement—this judge just handed down the most SAVAGE punishment in legal history! 💀 Two years of JavaScript?! Might as well sentence them to manually debugging an infinite loop while sitting on a throne of semicolons! The Finnish prison system thinks they're being progressive with their "rehabilitation" but forcing someone to deal with JavaScript's chaotic type coercion and callback hell is basically a war crime that violates the Geneva Convention. I'd literally rather break rocks in a chain gang than try to remember if I need to use "==" or "===" for the ten millionth time. The TRAUMA!

Nothing gets your heart racing like the sheer panic of accidentally nuking a production database table at 8 AM. One second you're sleepily typing queries, the next you're frantically calling everyone while updating your resume simultaneously. Coffee gives you energy, but deleting production data gives you superhuman adrenaline . It's the difference between "I need caffeine" and "I NEED A NEW CAREER." Bonus points if it happens right before a big demo or when the CEO is checking the app.

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