The First And Main Rule Of Programming

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Ah yes, C programming at its finest—writing a C program whose sole purpose is to create and execute a bash script. Because why use one language when you can use two? This developer is basically using a nuclear submarine to cross a puddle. The irony is delicious. The code claims "Programming in C is easy" while demonstrating the most convoluted way possible to print "hello world"—by having C generate a bash script with execute permissions, which then prints the message. It's like building a machine that builds a machine that ties your shoelaces. Four system calls when a single printf would do. This is the programming equivalent of taking a flight from New York to Boston with a layover in Tokyo.

Game development in a nutshell. Summoning a lava demon from the depths of hell? Just a couple of lines of code. Adding a scarf to a character model? That's when the engine crashes, your computer melts, and your coffee goes cold. The real black magic isn't conjuring digital demons—it's getting the cloth physics to work without breaking the entire build.

Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. ausu90 Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days".

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