The Fastest Thing In The Universe: Correcting Someone Online

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The Fastest Thing In The Universe: Correcting Someone Online

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Nothing breaks the sound barrier quite like a programmer rushing to correct someone on the internet. While cheetahs hit 70 mph and airplanes cruise at 550 mph, the true speed champion is the dev who spots a technical inaccuracy in a meme. Their fingers practically ignite the keyboard as they compose that "Well, actually..." comment explaining why the original post is wrong in some obscure edge case. The irony of being so predictable while correcting others is completely lost on them, but provides endless entertainment for the rest of us.

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