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The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.

Remember when DDR3 felt fast? Now we're watching DDR5 literally rocket past everything like it's got a nuclear engine strapped to it. The hardware acceleration is getting ridiculous—we went from "cute little car" to "ACTUAL SPACECRAFT" in just two generations. Meanwhile, your code is still just as inefficient as ever. Sure, throw more memory at it! That'll fix those 47 nested for-loops you wrote after your third energy drink at 3 AM. At this rate, DDR6 will just be a black hole that sucks your wallet into another dimension while promising to load your Electron apps 0.002 seconds faster.

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