The Evolutionary Posture Of Code Warriors

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The Evolutionary Posture Of Code Warriors

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The ergonomics experts spent decades perfecting the "right" posture, but programmers have evolved beyond human limitations. Why sit properly when you can achieve transcendental code by becoming one with your chair in ways that would make a chiropractor cry? That cat isn't broken—it's just in debug mode, optimizing its spine for maximum keyboard reach while minimizing the distance between brain and energy drink. The real 10x developers don't waste energy on posture—they save it all for arguing about tabs vs spaces.

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