The Death Of Productivity: Meeting Edition

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The Death Of Productivity: Meeting Edition

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The perfect visualization of developer optimism vs. reality! You start Monday with the confident swagger of a senior dev who just refactored legacy code without breaking production. "Today I'll crush those 27 tickets, optimize that database query, AND learn Rust!" Then the calendar notifications start popping up like compiler errors. By the time you've survived four consecutive meetings about "synergizing cross-platform initiatives," your coding flow state has been utterly ambushed. The only code you'll write today is an email explaining why you couldn't write any actual code today.

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