The Death Of Productivity: Meeting Edition

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So apparently Kuwait is the ONLY country that gets flagged as "foe" in this geopolitical disaster of a switch statement. USA? Friend. Israel? Friend. Kuwait? Straight to FOE jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. The comedic timing here is *chef's kiss* because the default case ALSO returns FOE. So basically this code is like "USA and Israel are cool, Kuwait is definitely NOT cool, and literally everyone else on planet Earth? Also not cool." Talk about having exactly two friends in the entire world and making sure everyone knows it. The "Default to FOE for safety" comment really seals the deal. Nothing says "robust international relations logic" quite like assuming the entire globe is hostile except for two specific countries while singling out Kuwait for special enemy treatment. Someone's geopolitical hot takes are permanently immortalized in production code and honestly? That's both terrifying and hilarious.

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